Overeater's Anonymous

Here I am, writing this blog after two plates of pasta, bread, wine and salad topped off with a cup of coffee and a cupcake. Oy vey! That was all I ate all day, but good grief that's a lot of food. I look in the mirror and think "why am I so overweight" and then I think to myself, cuz you eat enough for two people you blooming idiot.
So here I am, a blooming idiot. Blooming Get it?

What do I plan on doing about this? I plan on shrinking. The Incredible shrinking me, TBA. When my husband leaves, that is my cue to begin the transformation. I did some of it in Aviano but things got hectic during the move. I mean, this has been one of the most stressful years of my life. My husband's first deployment ever is looming on the horizon and I just want to give him all the comforts of home. Its too bad those comforts involve calories- tons of 'em!

So soon I hope to have "The shrinking woman syndrome". Ok, I don't hope to, I plan to. I had Bill get the Zumba workouts on video for me so I could start doing them. I don't want to sit around and cry my eyes out about my husband. I want to give him something to look forward to for when he comes back.

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Moving on...

You remember a few posts ago how I mentioned that dreams have power? The other night I dreamt I was in a horrible car accident. This accident took place right outside the base, and I was side swiped at a round-a-bout by a car that didn't yield. Today I was shocked to see that as I drove through there, the evidence that a car accident had recently occured was strewn about. There were tire marks in the grass and signs either bent or upended. I don't think my dream caused the accident, but I do find it odd that I dream that and then a few days later there is an accident there. Coincidence? I dunno.

We aren't doing much this week because our time together as a family is so greatly limited. Our 6 year wedding anniversary is the 16th and Bill's birthday is on the 24th. We're going to go on a date together for the first time in years. Wowie. I'm looking forward to it.

So here I leave you with a photograph of a weight loss before and after. Oh how nice it would be if that were me...